Let me begin by saying "you’re welcome."
There’s no need to label me a hero. I created this life-changing site as public service. Even if you didn’t know anything was wrong with you, I can make it right. If at first you don’t get the desired effect, try sitting closer to your computer. If that fails, I recommend printing a few pages from the site, and sleeping with them under your pillow.
You may be asking yourself “how does this guy know so much?” That's a fair question, just don’t ask it again. My achievements speak for themselves, so I won’t bother listing them here. If you need more convincing, look at these pictures.
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| Take note of my special karate socks. Don't try this at home unless you have some. Contact me to place an order. |
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