Showing posts with label Essay. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Essay. Show all posts
Monday, July 18, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
You're confusing your dog
If you own a dog, chances are you've disciplined it for crapping on the floor. You probably even pointed at his mess and said something stupid like “What did you do?”
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| Guess what? The dog has no clue what he did. |
Inevitably, the dog starts going outside to relieve itself. Congratulations! You were successful in housebreaking your pet. Now call the humane society so they can send someone to shoot you in the face.
If you have yet to housebreak your dog (a.k.a. crush its spirit), stop and think if it really understands the problem. When you yell at your dog for crapping, he’s likely to think crap itself angers you.
Most dogs never see their owners take a dump. Imagine the confusion and shame they must feel. A dog could justifiably think: What is this stuff that makes everyone angry? Where is it coming from? And why is it only happening to me?
Monday, May 23, 2011
You have no appreciation for Shakespeare
Many people avoid reading Shakespeare because they get intimidated by the unfamiliar language. Others simply assume the stories to be outdated before even picking them up. If you are one of these people, you are missing out.
Shakespeare’s plays offer some of the greatest stories ever written. They are masterpieces of tragedy and comedy, with a timelessness that makes them relatable to today’s readers. The following scene from the classic Antony and Cleopatra is a perfect example.
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