Read the following news article to learn more about why you feel unsatisfied after reading certain news articles.
News outlets pretend slow news days don't exist
Many news outlets publish meaningless and meandering
articles when they fail to find anything substantial to report.
This leads to long-winded, very redundant, and extremely
wordy writing about pointless topics as the journalists attempt to reach their
daily article quotas and minimum word counts set by their managing editors—who
can be overzealous in enforcing the rules, as they are typically dick-less
shells of human beings with sad little lives.